Real insults I have suffered from the Wii Fit

(emphasis mine)

"Well, if it isn't MEG. Too busy to work out this week, Meg?"

"It looks like balance games aren't your forte. Do you find yourself tripping when you walk?"

"You might want to wait to try this exercise again, once you're strong."

"You might want to lay off the afternoon snacks, Meg."

and then, ironically

"Have you eaten dinner yet?"