I am FAIL! at the internet

So I wanted to link to these audio files where you can hear Prezzy O narrate the naughty-language bits from "Dreams From My Father" for the audio-book in which he says "Buy your own damn fries!" (and much worse) and it's hilarious because his voice is so recognizable now and it's like SO. HIM! saying those things and anyway. It's funny.

BUT. I found a wedding dress, so whatever, I don't care about that anymore. Gah.

Wine from the vine while I dine in 2009. I am a POET.

Let me just say that while 2008 was better than 2007 which was better than 2006 which was pretty much terrible all-around, that 2009 is going to ROCK.

And speaking of rocks...I'll fill The Internet in soon.

My only resolution is to be more at peace with myself, and to be more self-confident. And to enjoy.

Happy New Year, mom and Jeff (my only readers, I think)!